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My Whole Childhood Was A Lie. SMH!!


 Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

  Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better.

Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better.

  NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT.

NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT.

  There wasn’t room for two.

There wasn't room for two.
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  Cartoons are appropriate for kids.

Cartoons are appropriate for kids.

  The roadrunner wins every single time.

The roadrunner wins every single time.

  Arnold wears a skirt.

Arnold wears a skirt.

  You can link two Game Boys using this black thing.

You can link two Game Boys using this black thing.

  These things are actually used for cleaning pipes.

These things are actually used for cleaning pipes.

  “The ABC song,” “Ba Ba Black Sheep,” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” are different songs.

"The ABC song," "Ba Ba Black Sheep," and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" are different songs.

  “To open, push here.”

"To open, push here."

  You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go.

You won't have a calculator with you everywhere you go.
Or a map. Notepad. Weather. Compass. Or Calendar.

  Kids movies are always happy!

Kids movies are always happy!

  Your favorites movies were real.

Your favorites movies were real.

  There are nine planets in the solar system.

There are nine planets in the solar system.

  If you keep making that face, it’s going to stick like that.

If you keep making that face, it's going to stick like that.

  You can use the blue side to erase pen.

You can use the blue side to erase pen.
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But one thing will always be true…

 But one thing will always be true...