What Is Happening to Sean Spicer's Face?
Again, who knows what’s going on here? Perhaps we’re all actually dead right now, and I am writing this from the Central Well of Malebolge. But after all this alleged effort on his face—and additional efforts defending the president against claims that he wears a bathrobe, handing out misspelled lists of terrorist attacks against white people that the media didn’t cover scarily enough, and supporting Jeff Sessions’ nomination on behalf of Coretta Scott King—according to one source cited by CNN, Trump “regrets [hiring Spicer] every day and blames Priebus.”
I’ll add that Clearasil wipes work pretty well for streaks.
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