Most Insane Star Wars Fan Theories That Are Too Good Not to Be True - Daily American Buzz

Most Insane Star Wars Fan Theories That Are Too Good Not to Be True

The Ewoks are worse than anyone imagined..

Hate 'em or hate 'em, Ewoks are a definitive part of the Star Wars universe. Though cuddly, they are also fierce warriors that somehow took on a bunch of Stormtroopers to defend their home and sell a shitload of toys. When the second Death Star blew up, the Ewoks also threw a pretty slammin' party. There was music, and dancing and uh, food I would have to assume. What do Ewoks even eat, anyway?

Oh. Oh no. Earlier in Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks are ready to feast on Han, Luke and Chewie in honor of their golden god, C-3PO. By the way they've expertly hogtied the crew, this isn't their first manflesh rotisserie rodeo. Humans are probably a delicacy for Ewoks -- if someone unlucky enough stumbles into one of their traps, the soup's on.

But all that was cleared up before the finale. Han and the Ewoks are friends! There wouldn't be any human flesh to eat, unless...

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